Friday, August 28, 2009

Fiction: WoW Fight

(While exiting the theater, Jamie checks his cell phone and they both drift towards the refreshment stand)


Mark: So, the 'Avatar' trailer…


Jamie: Hmm…


Mark: (smiling) Sort of vindicates all that 'FernGully' fanfic I used to write.


Jamie: (laughs easily) Ha. Right. I don’t know whether to watch 'Tron' when I get home or go right to making dirty things in Adobe Flash.


(Both arrive at refreshment stand and take their place in line)


Jamie: (shows Mark his cell phone) Look at all this money I have in "FarmTown."


Mark: (shakes head) You know that’s not real, right?


Jamie: (still studying cell phone) Big harvest tonight at 2.


Mark: You were a little easier to take when you were just playing WoW.


Jamie: (grimaces good-naturedly)


Mark: The Lich King expansion changed the whole game. You should come back.


(Finally, they arrive at front of refreshment line and Jamie puts cell phone away)


Jamie: (to cashier) Two cappuccinos, please.


Jamie: (to Mark) Do they let you buy houses yet?


Mark: No.


Jamie: Can I have your blue armor?


Mark: No.


Jamie: Can I have your mount?


Mark: No.


Jamie: Can I go on raids with you?


Mark: (hesitates) No.


Jamie: (stares at Mark)


(Uncomfortable silence.  Jamie leans into Mark, begins to straighten his tie and resumes speaking evenly but slightly softer)


Jamie: Well, maybe you should go to the party tonight with the Lich King…


(Jamie pulls Mark’s tie tight)


Jamie: (raises chin and whispers into Mark’s ear) …and then afterward, you two can fuck yourselves.


(Jamie leaves. Mark turns to watch him leave then turns back to the just-returned refreshment girl)


Refreshment Girl: (places two cups on counter in front of Mark) Two cappuccinos.  $9.75.


(Mark stares at drinks)


Refreshment Girl: You could have let him have the armor but now you're gonna have to give him the mount.


(Mark stares at Refreshment Girl)

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