Mark: (dressing for work) What are we doing for lunch today?
Jamie: It's 7am, Mark. Am I still not in bed here??
Mark: I need pleasant thoughts to get me through the day.
Jamie: I'm unemployed, it's August, we're in Jersey City and it's 100 degrees out there. Fuck your pleasant thoughts. I'm not getting out of this bed.
Mark: "Life is..."
Jamie: (stares)
Mark: "Umm..."
Jamie: (stares)
Mark: "Life is like exercise. If you're not sweating, you're probably not accomplishing anything."
Jamie: "Coming from someone who's spent every summer of his life in New England, that means absolutely nothing to me."
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