Afraid of Fonts

What fonts worry you?

Book Antigua. Concealing millennia of madness and mayhem underneath that staid British-librarian surface.

Symbol.  Mocking me in a dialect I’ll never understand.

Wingdings.  Festive and jolly symbols I’ll never have reason or occasion to use:(

Arial.  You can tell that beneath the seemingly normal exterior beats the cold black heart of a serial killer.   

Arial Narrow.   So repressed but never brave enough to come out of the closet. 

If I had to date a font, it would be 'Lucida Sans.' Professional enough to use in a resume but still casual enough to compose that pornographic Gossip Girl fanfiction with.