(phone conversation in progress...)
Jamie: Is the new Madden out yet?
David: No. But I got this new video game. You can go into strip clubs and get a lapdance and the joystick vibrates and then I think you can kill the strippers and rob them.
(long uncomfortable moment of silence...)
Jamie: And you're okay with all that?
David: No.
Jamie: ...
David: I'm not.
Jamie: ...
(long moment of silence...)
David: Do you want to come over tonight?
Jamie: No. Can I speak to my sister, please?
Jane: Yello.
Jamie: That's some prize you got there.
Jane: He's actually been much better lately.
Jamie: Better than what?
TBC 9/22/2010...
