Thursday, September 23, 2010

Fiction: Video Games

(phone conversation in progress...)


Jamie: Is the new Madden out yet?

David: No. But I got this new video game. You can go into strip clubs and get a lapdance and the joystick vibrates and then I think you can kill the strippers and rob them.

(long uncomfortable moment of silence...)

Jamie: And you're okay with all that?

David: No.

Jamie: ...

David: I'm not.

Jamie: ...

(long moment of silence...)

David: Do you want to come over tonight?

Jamie: No. Can I speak to my sister, please?

Jane:  Yello.

Jamie:  That's some prize you got there.

Jane:  He's actually been much better lately.

Jamie:  Better than what?

TBC 9/22/2010...

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